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A Pickle more Awesome than You

Posted on 11. Feb, 2010 by Mike Key in Ramblings

You are not going to believe it, but do you know what is more awesome than my blog or even yours for that matter? I’ll tell you, it’s a PICKLE who really doesn’t like Nickleback. And who can blame him, nobody likes Nickleback. (Alright maybe a few people do. But that’s besides the point.)

I first learned about this over on the escaping9to5 blog and was just shell shocked. Heck I’ve got like what 43 fans. Whoopie. So I thought I’d let everyone out there know that YOU ARE NOT AS AWESOME AS A PICKLE. (Can you tell I just want someone else to feel as bad as me?)

Truly this is either proof of how viral marketing works, as Maren Kate claims in her blog post, or it’s just proof that people hate Nickleback that much. It may also be that the majority of the population has devolved into a juvenile state as well. I mean have you ever stopped to checkout how many “Fart” apps get downloaded for the iphone.

So this has inspired me to see if it’s possible for me to be more AWESOME as a NINJA than Kayne West!

And why shouldn’t I be, Ninja’s are AWESOME. And we’re fast!

How fast you ask? Well you’ve heard of the speed of light right? Well we’re so fast that we move at the speed of darkness. Yeah, that’s right, the speed of darkness. It takes light from the sun 8 minutes to reach the earth, but do you know what was already here?

DARKNESS! *KAPOW*

Now stop standing around and Friend me up on Facebook!

Tags: annoyances